Saturday, June 27, 2015

Spotted for Sale: 1997 Audi A6 - Is the salesman trying to sell the car or what?????


This ad for a 1997 Audi A6 is really hillarious. 

Seller Says
 


Yes,,,,,,

Last unit in malaysia,,,, 1 owner cars,,,

Unbelievable, ,,, hahahahah,,,
Good to own,,,,this top grades cars,,,
10 % $$ only,,
New 220k,,,,,,, we trade, , in 28k,, last years,,hahah,,, owner buy new A6,, 330K,,,

Now cheap sales,,,19k,,,, cash buyers only,,,,,
10 MACHANIC TAKE CARES for your help after services and spare parts

Just repair lagi 6k free,,, new tyre new paint,, new cushion,, new service engines,,, free 7k free 7k,

Haha,, , SERIOUS ABOUT this product, ,,

Thanks for your business support
Make
Audi
Model
A6
Type
Sedan
Transmission
Auto
Engine Capacity
2000 cc
Mileage
150 000 - 159 999
Reg. Year
1997
Mfg. Year
1997
Features
ABS Brakes, Adjustable Steering, Airbag Driver, Airbag Passenger, Alarm, Bodykit, CD Player, Central Lock, DVD Player, Electric Seat, Leather Seats, Navigation System, Paddleshift, Power Boot, Power Door, Push Start, Reverse Camera, Solar Film, Sport Rims, Sunroof / Moonroof

Let's start at the beginning. Seller says "Last Unit in Malaysia" - I just searched and found at least three other 1997 Audi A6 on sale.

Then he says "Unbelievable..hahahhahaha" -He doesn't even believe it himself

According to the seller, they took the car in at RM28K and now the car is going on sale at RM19k (when you can actually get other 1997 A6 for around RM10K). 

I suppose this marked up price is because they spent about RM6K for new parts. Then suddenly the seller states "free 7k, free 7k". Make up your mind will you?

The final line before the thank you was "haha...SERIOUS ABOUT this product"

So serious. Makes you wonder how serious is serious. 

And then we get to the features section. 
Bodykit - what bodykit? It's stock A6.
Paddleshift? In a 1990s Malaysia spec A6? 
Reverse Camera - errrr...do you see a camera at the rear? Do you see a monitor screen inside?
Sunroof/Moonroof - must be invisible as there are no lines whatsoever or glass on the roof. 

Too much cut and paste by the seller. He has 42 other ads. 

I truly wanna believe that this chap is serious. Even with all the "hahahaha" here and there. Why? Because I am serious too. Hahahahaha!

Read more at http://www.mudah.my/Audi+A6+A+1+owner+haha+just+repair+6k-35217051.htm#hHq5bRKMgIZxSAPA.99 while it is still on line.




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